Apr. 22nd, 2012

6: A Story and a Game

I enjoy liked our game, Hogwarts. You did a good game.

[Beauxbatons Ward! - in French]

The best team won. Keep it up and bring your A-game to the party, my friends.

[Private]

The day Aidan and I fight each other and Boot over Dani, I'll quit playing quidditch.

Don't know if there's any truth to the part about Boot, but she's a big girl and she'd tell me if something serious happened.

Third, I'm not a fucking woman, fuck you quill, stop writing.

This dry season quidditch celibacy shit is ruining my life

Mar. 19th, 2012

5: Home Again, Home Again

[In French]

It's amazing to be home. Maman made apple strudel (so much strudel, my God) and I'm going to a Servette FC game with Dad on Friday. Nadine still likes me and thinks I'm smelly - no change there. Everything here is so fucking wonderful it blows my mind. I didn't forget that I live in the best place in the world, but I think I forgot how much the best it is.

I thought about flying but I do a lot of that at Hogwarts. I missed our yard.

If you want to come visit, come! We have tons of space. It's ridiculous.


[Men of Beauxbatons - Still in French]

I had to put the bat in her trunk. I didn't want her to go into depression or anything. You know her.

[Celima - He forgot to stop writing in French]

How do you like the quiet?

Feb. 25th, 2012

4: Babies - An English Attempt

It is pleasing to Celima to call our baby Andy. I do not care to call his name Andy, but it is okay. He is making the noise, forever. He is crying.

Wave wand for baby. )

I think I do not like to have a baby until my arms do not function and I cannot play quidditch. I will not be a bad father, and I will be able to carry the baby with my arms. The baby will be born when I cannot swing a bat. I hope to

I will spend longer times in the classroom with the professor. The baby is quiet during learning. I will learn more. The baby will not cry always.

Celima, I cannot arre make him to stop crying today. On Friday I made for him a sac a do bag. I wear him on my back and we fly close to the ground. We are safe. This is making him quiet. He will have a broom for him when he is walking. He will be the very best.

[Warded to Alice]

I think it is a little bit easy, now. It is not very easy, but it is not very difficult. The English is a little easy. This is not in concern of the baby.

OOC: This was painstakingly written over the course of a half hour, and is a mishmash of Sebastien's own capability, translation spells, and use of his language dictionary.

Jan. 15th, 2012

3: Handsome Men

[In French - to BB, Males (who can read French/would bother translating), and Alice].

How do I argue that I should be in the Handsome Men's Club? And really, why should I? Can someone explain this? It sounds gay What's it for?

A smoking cigars and doing classy shit club... I could go for, I suppose. But we do that anyway, minus the cigars because Anaïs would murder us

What do handsome men DO? Why not with beautiful women

I'm thinking about another swim in the frigid pond. Are you up for another, Madame Manager?

Dec. 19th, 2011

2: Exams & Pent-Up Energy

[French. He's too stressed to even attempt English.]

Herbologie et charmes sont faits. Trois de plus. Soins aux créatures magiques et d'astronomie sont à la fois demain. La défense est le mercredi. Je suis vraiment fatigué d'étudier et j'ai besoin d'une pause, maintenant. Maman m'a envoyé gâteau, mais j'ai mangé tout ça, et je suis allé pour une course à équilibrer manger une putain ensemble gâteau, et j'ai besoin d'une autre pause.

Jouons un match. Posez-moi une question et je vais y répondre.

Je ne veux pas être à l'intérieur, et c'est la meilleure chose suivante.

Combien de temps encore jusqu'à ce que notre prochain match?

--
Herbology and Charms are done. Three left. Care of Magical Creatures and Astronomy are both tomorrow. Defense is on Wednesday. I'm really tired of studying and I need a break, now. Maman sent me cake but I've eaten it all, and I went for a run to balance out eating an entire fucking cake, and I need another break.

Let's play a game. Ask me a question and I'll answer it.

I don't want to be indoors, and this is the next best thing.

How long again until our next match?

Dec. 7th, 2011

1: English Practice & Holidays

[Sloppily hexed to Alice.]

I am happy that Christmas is not away. Nadine write a letter for me and say that Mother and Father buy her a skates for course. How do you say course in English? I am happy to see them. I buy

How do you say cadeaux in English?

Cela est frustrant. {This is frustrating.}

[The rest of the entry is in French & not warded.]

I got a letter from Nadine yesterday. Maman and Papa bought her racing skates. She doesn't need racing skates, she'll smash her face in and she'll cry and Maman will have a fit. Women. I'm trying to figure out what to get everyone. What do little girls like, other than racing skates? I'll get something for Papa for his stereo and I'll get Maman something pretty, and I'm almost done shopping. I wish we could order things online from here.

Does anyone else want an edible cupcake? I might make friends with that house-elf, too.

Who's up for a run? Dani's sleeping, so that's out. I'd offer bludger practice, I don't know where there are more bats.

Dec. 4th, 2011

my thoughts send me on a carousel )

Nov. 25th, 2011

Application for feinted

application )